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August 5th 2003 in the wee hours
double-o-noodle

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#1
John
Okay, so that's pretty funny. It's it really a secret lair, though, if it's in someone's blog?

Changing the subject: Am I the only one confused by Angry Noodle? Are the main blog entries unfolding in a deterministic, but complex (certainly non-linear) fashion--or is it random with small bits of Stalin-style historical revisionism?
#2
.kel.
yes, i imagine that dr. noodle was sore from his security clearance examination and unable to sit down and write. the fairer noodle, being trained in the epistlical arts (yeah, heh, i made that up), took over recounting their life on the road. then it occurred to them that their loser friends back east were reading about life in Lincoln and longing for their own life on the road. out of fear that i might actually show up at their front door with a case of pbr and prairie dog trap, they decided to stop at day #4. now they're adding confusing pictures to the t-mobile log to make me think that they are in places they are not, like at the british beer company, which is a clever stage set constructed in some hollywood studio. I know this because raj knows this.
#3
El Noodle
Stop at day 4? Hell, we're STUCK at day 4. Nebraska seems to have this weird time distortion. In just seconds, we've seen Kellegous.com and JohnLockhart.com fill up with many entries.

While the Noodle's entries to non-nebraskans look like they're being piped through a 300 baud modem, we rest easy knowing that we'll outlive all you mofos. Ha ha! Our plan is foolproof!

Odd you should mention security clearance- got hauled in and interviewed today for.. 3 freakin' hours. But I'll never tell 'em where me cap'n's wafers are. argh!
#4
John
Well, psychologists, physiologists and physicists (say that three times fast) have some agreement that time is perceptual. Specifically, time is our sense of change. Furthermore, since the brain can't possibly process continuous sensory data, such data is *sampled* at the normal "clock" rate of about 50Hz.

Studies have shown that this clock rate can be affected by stress, your adrenal gland, localities specific to the plain states, and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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